Hasna mana hai

Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac.... tacatac..
De tacatac.... tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis.... ;->

Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay

Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...

Sardar:
Koi sasta sa perfume dekhao
Phatan:Ye lo 20 rupe wala
Sardar:or sasta
Phatan:Meri BAGHAL main ungli daal k soong lo

conductor : bachcay ka full ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai, tu kya uska bhi aadha loo gi ?